And something funny instead

Spelling fails on Facebook and Tweets from celebrities

Ketch up

Manors

Collage girls

Why planking is problematic from Xibit, and I never thought about it in that way.

2 day clothes from Mindy Kaling. Chaps gave me her book for Christmas, and I read the entire thing on the plane home. She’s hilarious, and this completely applies to my time at home, I never change my clothes and wear the same two outfits the entire week. Really sexy.

Sibling abuse

My siblings are huge jerks and I gonna try my best to document as much of it as I possibly can.

First things first, I get to the airport and instead of waiting with all the other families on the other side of security, these fools were trying to hide from me. When I came closer, they ran away. This happened at least 3 times before I got my checked bag.

We go to Frontier, as part of my new tradition, and they make me pay. It only sort of works because I couldn’t find my ID. I freak out a little bit and my sis’s boyfriend covers for me. Embarrassing.  They present me with a certificate of completion for “troll beating” and spell my name wrong. Awesome. Seriously though, my certificates are great. Not as great as the trifold brochures they used to make, but still pretty cool.

Get home, and I see Edwards! She pretends to not be interested, but is supremely curious about new smells and such. She meows and me and I try to share a tidbit of info I learned: cats only vocally communicate with people, they communicate with other cats through their body language. My brother is a jerk and says “Oh [sis], did you know that when cats are meowing, they’re talking to us? And did you know that when people speak, they’re talking to other people?”

It continues…

From Tumblr

And my work crush who i totally stalked a bit yesterday Shit :< Anyway…

Questions!!

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed, there are monsters in there if I leave my door open
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Nope
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Don’t need sheets
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No, but I know a great one I would love to have.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? FUCK YES. See my 3 years in college post-it notes phase. I still have a big ol box of them, waiting for me to finally read through them. Yay nostalgia. And ramblings of  looney.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Coupons?
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear, but I hope he’ll be gentle with me :>

He looks nice

Or he could attack me too

And they aren't quite full fleged bears, but I'd try anything once 😀

8:Do you have freckles? No freckles
9:Do you always smile for pictures? Can’t help it
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? Bad drivers, but more specifically, people who don’t signal.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Not recently
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Sure
13:What about pooped in the woods? Not that I can remember, but probably
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yeppp, it’s awkward sometimes
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope
16:How many people have you slept with this week? :<
17:What size is your bed? Full
18:What is your Song of the week? Sunrise feat. Dev

Though I actually hate when the guys sing…

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Why not? These questions are sexist
20:Do you still watch cartoons? Yep, love cartoons.
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Santa Fe
23:What do you drink with dinner? Nothing usually, tea tonight
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I like ranch
25:What is your favorite food? Soup in general, specifically it’s always been a close race between posole or pho, go figure

Super New Mexican

Super Viet

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Mean Girls, Saving Face, Elf, How to Train Your Dragon
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? My hedgehog, well I tried anyway.
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No, I posed as a boy scout for a while, but I don’t think people believed me
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Probably not
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? It was a love letter, to a certain girl :>
31:Can you change the oil on a car? Haven’t learned yet
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? It was a warning
33:Ever ran out of gas? No, let’s hope not ever
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Banh mi thit nguoi
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Donut
36:What is your usual bedtime? Early morning
37:Are you lazy? Yeah sorta
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Ninja turtle, always Mikey

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? Tiger
40:How many languages can you speak? Two and a half
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? I get free Newsweek, I would pay for it if I had more time to read though
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS FUCK YEAH
43:Are you stubborn? Helllll yes
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Letterman
45:Ever watch soap operas? No, I tried to once when I had time to kill but I didn’t get into it
46:Are you afraid of heights? Not really
47:Do you sing in the car? Duh, where else can I belt out songs off key and not give a fuck?
48:Do you sing in the shower? Nope
49:Do you dance in the car? Yes, quite often
50:Ever used a gun? Real gun, no
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Portrait – middle school? Family picture – early college
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? HELL NO. WEST SIDE STORY IS AMAZING

53:Is Christmas stressful? Nope
54:Ever eat a pierogi? Yes, they’re nommy
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Key Lime Pie
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Legit, construction worker
57:Do you believe in ghosts? No, but I am afraid of something, so yes.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Who hasn’t, really?
59:Take a vitamin daily? Nope, I had some gummy ones once
60:Wear slippers? Yes, I need new ones
61:Wear a bath robe? Nope
62:What do you wear to bed? Tshirts, shorts or sweatpants
63:First concert? What kind of concert?
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target
65:Nike or Adidas? Adidas
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope
69:Ever take dance lessons? No
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not really
71:Can you curl your tongue? Yeah :>
72:Ever won a spelling bee? I did! In 5th grade I made it to cluster, so I won at my school
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yep, all the time. I’m a crier
74:Own any record albums? Records, really?
75:Own a record player? Wtf
76:Regularly burn incense? Nope
77:Ever been in love? Yeah 🙂
78:Who would you like to see in concert? Ratatat
79:What was the last concert you saw? Afro DZaks
80:Hot tea or cold tea? Hot

81:Tea or coffee? Tea

Oh yeah...

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? SUGAR COOKIES
83:Can you swim well? Not at all, which probably helps sustain my fears of open water
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah
85:Are you patient? I’m pretty damn patient, as long as I’m not driving.
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ
87:Ever won a contest? Yeah, a couple back in school
88:Ever have plastic surgery? No thanks
89:Which are better black or green olives? I fucking hate olives
90:Can you knit or crochet? I learned once, but it didn’t stick
91:Best room for a fireplace? Den

Can't wait til I have all this

92:Do you want to get married? Yeah of course!
93:If married, how long have you been married? Negative years
94:Who was your HS crush? Xena Warrior Princess
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I grew out of that crying a long time ago
96:Do you have kids? I have kids who I work with
97:Do you want kids? Hell yeah
98:Whats your favorite color? Tough one, bright rainbow colors – kelley green, orange, red, golden yellow
99:Do you miss anyone right now? The fams, who I’m gonna see in two days!!